December 2011
Reblog if you have no one to kiss at Midnight.
zachbez:
yep. lol
He’s not here :(
I'm horny. Horny, horny, horny.
neverconsequence:
Some things never change.
pancake-ballerina asked: are you like not from canada ? because you're posting all this stuff about canada like hey im from canada $: come see moi .
Anonymous asked: You are the craziest person i see. but then it is the best part about you. you just freaking say what crazy shit you like and you dont give a fuck about what other care. you seem to enjoy your life.
Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
bryansomething asked: How do you make your eye lashes go away?
zachbezgingerboy asked: 56, 69, 47. enjoy. lol
Anonymous asked: 13) What's your religion? 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
markycielo asked: 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
bryansomething asked: 7, 17, 20, 28, 79
Anonymous asked: 2, 5, 13, 27, 43, 57, 64, 95, 100
whip-paddle-and-hook asked: 1, 2, 95
chemajr asked: 2, 3, 5, 11, 17, 22, 28,
awkwardseduction asked: 48
Anonymous asked: 35. Also, I think you're super de duper cute. :]
Anonymous asked: 61
Your penis is small. Kbye.
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Accurate.
TIM HORTONS EVERYWHERE.
Don't just reblog it, you turds, put something in...
DO THIS. I'll answer them later today or tomorrow....
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
PLEASE DO THIS XD
[walks into chair]
me: sorry
chair:
I really ought to just give up on attempting to...
Yeah? K.
My first legal drink in Canada? FREE?! Yes,...
Oh hey, Canada!
alifewellwastedwithyou asked: YOURE AN ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK!
Anonymous asked: You're the first black girl I seen with blue eyes.
Anonymous asked: do you shave your pubies?
Anonymous asked: id do anything to you
Anonymous asked: Wait... so have you?
Anonymous asked: and i thought you were classy
Anonymous asked: So, its gonna be like "The boy in the bathroom" with "Boy with dreams" :D
Anonymous asked: BIG POOP
Anonymous asked: Nice legs. Is it true what they say about boys with big feet? ;)
Go douche your vagina.
Anonymous asked: I am in love with your hair. You should make a video of you styling it.
Meet 2 of my best friends (both I miss dearly)
Chris
Sammie
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Ben just ate out a reindeer's asshole.
msanastasiabeaverhaausen:
boywithdreams12:
msanastasiabeaverhaausen:
He’s quite proud of this fact.
DAMN STRAIGHT.
oh, go have some more cola.
$25
Ben just ate out a reindeer's asshole.
msanastasiabeaverhaausen:
He’s quite proud of this fact.
DAMN STRAIGHT.
I'm totally making pasta salad right now.
I’ve never made it before, it’s gonna be amazing. Watch.
Dude, Michigan sucks.
I wanna go back to Florida.
Dude this 70 year old guy has a better body than I...
What am I doing wrong?
