January 2011
cesarojedac asked: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfm1vpBT3c1qa77hxo1_500.jpg
LOL! ><
LOL! ><
I want to post a video of something, but the...
Resisting the urge…
I took a slutty picture today...
is this what a prostitute feels like?
Lost in Translation
Mom: What did you do with your sisters contacts, she can’t find them
Me: I didn’t touch her contacts, maybe she deleted them
Mom: From her eyes?
Taking a Dump in My Father's Pillow
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is taking a dump in my father’s pillow. I did it as an act of revenge because I was mad at him because he made fun of me in front of my friends and I was really ashamed. This was 4 years ago and since then everything between us has been so different, like he doesn’t love me anymore and doesn’t trust me anymore.
[Male, 19]
That moment when you find out you dated your TA......
Oh.
VEDIJ: Ben; →
'I Know Where I've Been'
My first semester of college was not the greatest. I made a lot of mistakes, and most people would likely say they regret them. I do not. There are a plethora of things that I have learned about myself and others through these obstacles I tripped over. I failed classes, and barely passed the others. And I’m not a bad student. I got a high GPA at one of the best schools in my state....
I like boys.
Regional Dialect Meme: Michigan
Say These Words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting Image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught
Now answer these questions:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is the bug that when you touch...
Anonymous asked: No. You need to marry THIS anon because you like The Last 5 Years AND Next to Normal. So... marry ME?
nahbronah asked: I was wondering if you have ever felt depressed or really down on yourself and how you managed with that.
Oh, hi!
I just noticed the quote under your picture. I LOVE LITTLE WOMEN! And I love that quote. Good choice.
OH THANKS, JORDAN. WE’RE SKYPING RIGHT NOW.
nahbronah asked: What are some of your ALL TIME favorite songs?
manic-magic-days asked: But Schmuel said, "No, no, it's not my lot. I've gotta make do with the time I've got."
manic-magic-days asked: But Schmuel said, "No, no, it's not my lot. I've gotta make do with the time I've got."
Anonymous asked: No. You need to marry THIS anon because you like The Last 5 Years AND Next to Normal. So... marry ME?
Anonymous asked: So I noticed you like the Last 5 Years.
Marry me?
(Anon cause I'm a creep. Word.)
Marry me?
(Anon cause I'm a creep. Word.)
Anonymous asked: are you single?